bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart
how the fuck do you cheat at jenga
ask a lesbian
this is never not funny
So the company that the government contracted to ship people’s cars when they PCS pretty much lost like 70% of the cars they’ve shipped. At work we’ve been having so many people calling in about it because we’re extending rental coverage to people (under certain circumstances) whose cars haven’t…
,Egan and I are legitimately praying our car isn’t lost.